Christmas Morning..

God damn! I still did't pass this fucking stone...I drank SO MUCH water yesterday I mustve pissed at least 60 times. Its actually 3 PM right now, and I suppose to go to some family dinner shit, but once again Im on a bunch of painkillers...you would be too if a rock was gonna come out your dickhole! A part of me wanted to pass this on Christmas. You know how if your naughty Santa gives you coal, well Santa gave me stones.