Monday, December 03, 2007

BREAKING NEWS!


Wow...I gotta say, this one caught me off guard. I remember being into Chester Cheeta when I was a kid....Here is the article from CNN.com .... They messed up his name tho in the article.

"MOBILE, Alabama (CNN) -- Famous "Cheetos" mascot, "Chester Cheeto", has been found dead on this December morning. "Chester Cheeto" was apparently shot late Sunday night after getting into an altercation at a local strip club. Witnesses say Chester entered the "Cafe Erotica" nightclub around 11 PM Sunday Night. He was escorted by a 5 man entourage and came in with a garbage bag of single dollar bills. Jamarcus Ware was a patron at the club that night; "He appeared very drunk. He was flashing money around and tal
king very loud. At one point he got on the house mic and started rapping and challenged people to fight him." Police are investigating if he had any known enemies at the time. Apparently he later got into a scuffle with a couple of unidentified men, which came to blows and later ended with bloodshed outside the nightclub. Chester was shot 5 times in the chest. Chester Cheeto rose to prominence in the 1990's. The 90's were a time when every company seemed to be looking for "attitude". Chester was the epitome of 90's attitude. This bad boy image that landed him the job, also landed him in and out of court. He battled multiple lawsuits and drug problems and ended up in jail three times, with his longest sentence lasting 2 years. December 3, 2007 marks an end to his tragic life."

Back in the 90's I know that Chester used to roll with Sonic. They were two dudes with 'tude and the two of them used to get into a lot of trouble together. However, they had a falling out a couple of years back and haven't talked since. We have interviewed Sonic twice on this blog, which you can check out HERE.

We were recently just able to get in touch with Sonic who had not yet heard of this news. Here is the interview with the controversial Sonic the Hedgehog.



Q.) Sonic what was your initial thought when hearing this news?

A.) Good.

Q.) I know you two had a falling out, but you had to feel some remorse.

A.) No...fuck him. Chester was a no good motherfucking drug addict. The news is trying to make him out to be a motherfuckin' hero now. They talk about him selling them cheezy bullshits, but they ain't talking about him selling his asshole for crank. Go ask that asshole Dr.Robotnik if you don't believe me.

Q.) Why did you two have a falling out?

A.) I may do a lot of fucked up shit, but I always pay my child support to all my babies mommas. Thats one thing Chester would never do and it pissed me off. Why should the kids have to pay cause he an asshole? We fought over that shit and that was it.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

His Name is Chester Cheetah...