Slow Motion

Every now and then I like to show love to the true poets of today. I like to disect the lyrics of todays greatest artists. I have done this before to Camron and R.Kelly, and now I welcome in Juvenile and the late great Soulja Slim. This is the masterpiece called "Slow Motion"...

[Verse 1 (Soulja Slim)]
I'm a dick thrower, her neck and her back hurting,
Cut throat will have her like a brand new virgin,
Its like when she gets used of it, then you start serving,
Hop on top and start jiggy-jiggy jerking,
Slow down for me, you moving too fast,
My fingers keep slipping, I'm trying to grip that ass,
Keep being hard headed and I'ma make you get on me,
Got a human up disguise but my face is a doggy,
If You loving my bark, let me bury my bone,
I got four or five bad married bitches at home
One of my bitches fell in love with that outside dick,
That outside dick keep them hoes sick, like

Wow...Dick thrower...I never heard that one before. Ok so apparently Soulja Slim is so cut throat and great at sex he makes girls feel like virgins. He's a real shocker...Soulja Slim is actually a dog, the human appearance is just a disguise. He also lives with a bunch of other married woman in his home, either 4 or 5, it is not important enough for him to remember. The problem is that one of those bitches fell in love with some outside dick and got sick.

[Verse 2 (Juvenile)]
Its like I got the world in my palm, your girl up under my arm
She fucked up from the charm,
She love the way the dick stay hard from 12 till early in the morn,
fine bitches if you listening you heared me i'm strong,
If you going through your cycle I ain't with it i'm gone,
you must've heared about them hoes that I beat up in my home,
They wasn't telling the truth baby you know they was wrong,
Now, make it official and drink some of that Dom,
I don't mind buying blue, you riding too, don't be asking a nigga question bout where I'm driving you,
Lil mamma my shit together I ain't jiving you,
I don't think that nigga could do you better than I could do, you know
The Juvenile from cross the street by the derby,
Same nigga used to be runnin' with Rusty and Kirby,
Can a playa from tha nolia get a chance with it,
but I can't bounce with you without using my hands with it

apparently Juvenile beat up some hoes in his home and it has become fairly well known...PSYCH! You know they was wrong! One rule when dating Juvie is not to ask where he is driving you when you in are in the car. You just shut up and except wherever he decides to take you. Also Juveniles penis stays hard 12 till early in the morn...he must be on those erictile dysfunction pillls.