Friday, August 03, 2007

8.3.07

America has officially died.

Everyone knew it was coming..it was just a matter of when. Just like the Roman Empire, we too have fell from grace. Why, you ask? Because today is the release date of this...

A movie that tells the young girls of today to be superficial, egotistical, and basically be little slut Paris Hilton clones. Its because of shit like this that people like me and R.Kelly get in trouble. I would bang each girl in that poster, but each one is only 13, cause they are "Bratz". They don't even spell their fucking name with a "s" because they are so cool. This film should be called, "MySpace: The Movie". In a review I read about this movie, the reviewer described watching it as, "Bratz is like being raped by MySpace".

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