Monday, January 12, 2009

9.12.09




My neighborhood is fucking bizarre... More specifically Maspeth Avenue is crazy. A while back a kid decapitated his "friend" by slicing him apart with a samurai sword. Yup. A fucking samurai sword... Jesus. You can read about that at this link....

http://www.nydailynews.com/archives/news/2004/06/14/2004-06-14_samurai_slayin__collar_queen.html

Then this morning, I found out this dude got his intestines ripped out a couple of houses down from me. Apparently he got into a fight with his girlfriend and she cut his stomach open with a broken beer bottle, she then proceeded to rip his intestines out. Hey... I'm pissed the Giants lost yesterday too, but c'mon now. The dude managed to live too. He gets what he deserves for dating Hannibal Lecter mixed with Freedy Kreuger and a splash of Jason Vorhees.


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