Monday, August 31, 2009
Sunday, August 30, 2009
Criss Angel Levitates Me!
Thursday, August 27, 2009
Fantasy Draft
Tuesday, August 25, 2009
Ask Sonic
Vans Chukka
NES Classics - Monster Party
This is a real nightmare machine right here. In the video above you can see the first level. It starts off real nice and cute and them -BAM! as soon as you hit mid way the shit literally hits the fan. Those smiling faces are now oozing blood, corpses have rotted and legs with no fucking bodies are dancing from out of the floor. Playing this shit as a kid this freaked the hell out of me. Listen to that music thats begins playing... it sounds like something Freddy Kreuger would have in his iPod.
The game basically consisted of the little kid with a bat (who is kidnapped by a demon to fight monsters because he owns a baseball bat) walking into rooms to fight random bosses. These bosses could be anything from giant fish, onion rings, dancing zombies (who are only defeated by watching their full dance), to the guy you see above saying, "Sorry, I'm dead."
"Sorry, I'm dead." That is the GREATEST excuse I have ever heard in my life. When my teacher would call on me to do a match problem I would keep my head down on my desk and reply, "Sorry, I'm Dead". When I die on my tombstone it is going to read, "Sorry, I'm dead." I am very serious about that too... if something happens to me and you have read this PLEASE make that happen for me. What a polite boss that is. He could just say, "I'm Dead." but he even apologizes for in fact being dead. "I really wish we could have had this boss fight... but I died."
"Sorry, I'm Dead."
My Favorite Channels
Ramblins
Monday, August 24, 2009
Wednesday, August 19, 2009
Peeve
Oh Rats!!
People know how much I LOVE the news report on the lepprachaun. This reminds me a lot of that... It even has another crazy guy "pretending" to play the flute. If the whole news was like this i would watch it every day.
Tuesday, August 18, 2009
Jenny Jones
This was a real show on television. This was a REAL show on television, This was a REAL REAL show on television.
"He wearin' leopard skin but he big like a rhino."
Saturday, August 15, 2009
Camron on Snitchin
"Yo the serial killer is in 4E". I love to picture Cam'ron calling the police and saying just that.. and why did CBS feel it was so important to conduct this interview with Cam about snitching.
Asian kid
Why did Davids little brother make this video? Ha Ha what a pervert... the kid is kind of smart... he comes off kind of like a midget... and the tongue sticking out is one of the most bizarre things I have seen. His mannersims and voice are awfully gay... but then again he is going crazy about seeing tits.
Friday, August 14, 2009
Mr Awesome! Roy Shildt -
Thank God for painkillers. Anyone who has seen "King of Kong" remembers this guy called "Mr. Awesome". This video confuses me a bit... he says the best way to get girls is to pose in Playgirl and put your phone number there. He then talks about secretly filming people giving him blowjobs.... then it gets really weird.... at 4:08 he talks about getting blown by a guy and filming it... WTF?!
8.14.09
Thursday, August 13, 2009
Great Quotes
Tuesday, August 11, 2009
Dumbest Question I Ever Asked
Sunday, August 09, 2009
Phoenix
The Orphanage
Very Controversial Idea
Friday, August 07, 2009
My Standup
Thursday, August 06, 2009
Wednesday, August 05, 2009
8.5.09
Tuesday, August 04, 2009
8.5.08
Party All The Time
http://www.therundown.tv/new-music/aubrey-oday-feat-shanell-party-all-the-time/
Check out that link... Aubrey O'Day... the blonde girl who looks like a pornstar just went and did a remake of the Eddie Murphy classic "Party All The Time" and butchered it. God... Eddie should sue her.
8.4.09
Sunday, August 02, 2009
Louis CK
Louis CK is an awesome stand up comedian. One of the best I heard... right up there with Zach Galifnaskis, Paul Mooney, and Bernie Mac. The show on HBO "Lucky Louie" was also pretty awesome, its a shame they didn't let it go longer and gain a following. You know who else is a pretty awesome comedian which may surprise you.... Ray Romano. I was watching him today and I actually "LOL"ed. I dont laugh anymore, I just scream out "LOL". I scream it while pulling my eyes squinty like an Asian.... no reason really. i just realized I used the word "awesome" like 8 fucking times in this post.
The Hangover
Baldy the Raccoon!!!
Wow... I used to think Raccoons were kind of cute until this. This bald raccoon just exposed it for the rat bastard that it truly is. Damn that thing is ugly.
Saturday, August 01, 2009
Face it.... Not Guilty
Face it, not guilty, that's how I stay filthy."