Wednesday, February 27, 2008

2.28.08


Joe Pesci's contract.... Watch just about any Joe Pesci movie. There are a few things that happen in just about every film. I feel that Pesci writes these down in his contract, and will NOT act in a film if he is not allowed to do the following....

- Break a glass over someone's head. Joe is a rather small guy, but that does not stop him from kicking mucho ass in every film he's in. His patented move however is the shattering of the glass on someone's skull. He does this patented move in both Goodfellas and Raging Bull. In Home Alone however, he gets glass broken over his head.

- Fuck Robert DeNiro's wife. If he is in a movie with Rob, chances are he is banging his wife. In Raging Bull, DeNiro questions him and it is implied Pesci banged his wife. In Casino, Joe Pesci also bangs DeNiros wife. You think Robbie would learn by now.

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