Monday, February 18, 2008

4.18.08


Slam Dunk Contest.

Ok so Howard won it, his top dunk being him wearing a superman cape and "throwing" the ball into the hoop. It technically wasn't a dunk, but it was cool. Some other dude blew out a cupcake on top of the rim. Memorable moments I guess, but it got me to thinking of some other dunks people could do.

- I want someone to run from behind the basket, jump over the backboard and shot clock and do a reverse dunk while landing.

- The Kobe Byrant. A white cheerleader stands below the rim with her pants down and ass sticking up. A guy dunks, pulls out his junk and then inserts it into her while landing.

- This one might be hard to picture. One guy jumps up from the top of the key like he is going to dunk. A second after another guy jumps closer to the rim, the guy gives him and alley-oop while they are both in the air.

- Has anyone did a forward flip into a dunk besides the Teen Wolf?

- Bingo, thats it....someone should dress as Teen Wolf and do a forward flip dunk.

- I would like to see a giant player dunk another human being, most likely a midget.

- Have a gunman shoot the ball while you are delivering the dunk. That takes a lot of courage.

- At the rate evolution is going, half court dunks will become common place and not get a reaction.

- And for my ultimate dunk....giant player comes walking under the hoop. He then casually extends his arm, while staying flat flooted, and lightly dunks it into the hoop.

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